The tales of beedle the bard

(Source: metrodorus, via cursedbeiron)

mavdpie:

Things are about 2 g et…… 20% COOLE R. !!!! [dupstep falls from the Sky] 

Done on the iPad!

mavdpie:

Things are about 2 g et…… 20% COOLE R. !!!! [dupstep falls from the Sky]

Done on the iPad!

(via mojojohnjohn182)

I hate that it’s dark at 6am now :(

On the other hand, I have some really hot blonde bus driver 😝

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(via lottiepots)

bonusyears:

You know what would be super cool? Emotional stability.

(via run-run-baby-run)

Work finished. Sooo tired. Forgot I have work tomorrow :( up at 5.20

Work finished. Sooo tired. Forgot I have work tomorrow :( up at 5.20

My fringe is doing that thing where it needs to get cut

My fringe is doing that thing where it needs to get cut

Cuuuute

Cuuuute

I made really good tea this morning

Well done Rosie